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Ya’ll keep that up.

Ya’ll keep that up.
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My reaction when I see couples wearing matching outfits.

My reaction when I see couples wearing matching outfits.
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One of those days….

One of those days….
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Come at me bro!

Come at me bro!
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Taking one for the team.

Taking one for the team.
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Photo whores.

Photo whores.
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Whenever I get rejected by a hot girl.

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When a guy asks why no one has snatched me up and married me yet

myfriendsaremarried:

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You should ask them to marry you.

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Give no fucks Friday!

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Woman logic.

Woman logic.
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When people on reddit are asked about sex.

When people on reddit are asked about sex.
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Every time someone pulls out their cellphone around me.

Every time someone pulls out their cellphone around me.
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My favorite trick on you Gen Y’s

My favorite trick on you Gen Y’s
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'Merica: As seen by everyone else.

'Merica: As seen by everyone else.
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hornycollegestudentconfessions:

Ohhhhhhhh anon.

I usually say “pics or it didn’t happen.” But in this case:

Oh shit, that was you in the room with us?

hornycollegestudentconfessions:

Ohhhhhhhh anon.

I usually say “pics or it didn’t happen.” But in this case:

Oh shit, that was you in the room with us?