Ya’ll keep that up.
My reaction when I see couples wearing matching outfits.
One of those days….
Come at me bro!
Taking one for the team.
You should ask them to marry you.
When people on reddit are asked about sex.
Every time someone pulls out their cellphone around me.
My favorite trick on you Gen Y’s
'Merica: As seen by everyone else.
I usually say “pics or it didn’t happen.” But in this case:
Oh shit, that was you in the room with us?
Stuff people really say.